Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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