About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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