my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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