And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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