she looked like the before picture.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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