Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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