im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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