it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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