Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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