you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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