he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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