Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
