no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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