What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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