I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
