She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
