Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it hurts more in the daytime
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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