If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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