Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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