hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
In other news, I just burned my penis
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Do plants get herpes?
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