The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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