sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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