You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Randomize
