the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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