I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Randomize