Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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