im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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