Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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