ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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