Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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