I'm jealous of your bromance
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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