You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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