I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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