We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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