your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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