oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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