I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize