Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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