My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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