ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
