I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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