Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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