And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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