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(905): View more from Toronto

In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience

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(828): View more from North Carolina

As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(219): View more from Indiana

where are my pants?

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you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet

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(360): View more from Washington

Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate

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(317): View more from Indiana

When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.

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