Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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