Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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