Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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