why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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