So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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