Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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