it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
