I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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