how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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