I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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