around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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